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la-sicilienne:

If you were born here you would know that Sicilian Mafia is that fun.
To the person who ask me where I am from and make jokes when they hear my answer "Sicily? Mafia! Mafia! ahaha" and then giggle like they have just said the funniest thing of ever:
1st: A thousand of person before of you have said exactly the same words. Change script, you are so predictable. Once you have said it our conversation is dead. I have nothing else to say because i know the level of our comunication and understanding will be lower than the level I am used to.
2nd: Sicilians never make jokes about terrorism and other sad things that happened in the world. I do not understand why your sense of humour is so cheap instead.
3rd but not least important: Vaffanculo. 

la-sicilienne:

If you were born here you would know that Sicilian Mafia is that fun.

To the person who ask me where I am from and make jokes when they hear my answer "Sicily? Mafia! Mafia! ahaha" and then giggle like they have just said the funniest thing of ever:

1st: A thousand of person before of you have said exactly the same words. Change script, you are so predictable. Once you have said it our conversation is dead. I have nothing else to say because i know the level of our comunication and understanding will be lower than the level I am used to.

2nd: Sicilians never make jokes about terrorism and other sad things that happened in the world. I do not understand why your sense of humour is so cheap instead.

3rd but not least important: Vaffanculo.